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Written by Dale Crow
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Sep 29, 2006 at 02:34 PM |
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Need convincing?
Read these
genuine fake testimonials!
You'll agree Crow University rules!
| I never made more than
$7.50 an hour. Then I got my Crow University
diploma. Within a month I was at the helm of a Fortune 500
company! - K.B. |
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I'd received several fake
degrees in the past. You know, the run of the mill kind.
Never got me anywhere. Then I got my Crow University
diploma in Law. Next thing you know I'm on the dream team
out in California. All I can say is "If it ain't tony, it
must be phony!" - P.K. |
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| I just love the opposite
sex, and I love variety. I find my deck of Crow
University diplomas most useful. I keep a half dozen in
my briefcase for flashing in bars, and another ten or so out
in the car. Talk about your magic, the proof is in the
puddin'! - D.Y. |
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I was diagnosed psychotic
at age six. For twenty years I heard voices and did very
strange things. Nothing helped, not drugs, not shock
therapy, nothing. Then last week I got my Crow
University diploma in Psychiatry. I cured myself in
less than hour! - F.Z. |
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| I was a victim of diploma
creep at the office. First, Joe and Deb with BA's, then
Frank with an MS. I felt left behind with my associate
degree from community college. Then I found Crow
University. Now I'm top dog-- the only employee with a
Doctor of Divinity diploma! - R.M. |
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Last Updated ( Oct 07, 2006 at 01:11 AM )
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