Get your university degree without the university part.
Proudly accredited by the
I.A.F.U.
YES! Crow University is
FREE. EASY and QUESTIONABLY ACCREDITED.
Pick a degree. Put your name on it. Enjoy the prestige you have absolutely not earned.
Some people call us a certificate mill.
That is simply not true.
We don't print the certificates.
We don't fill them out.
You do.
A small sampling of prestigious academic achievements available to almost anyone with a browser.
Advanced training in sounding authoritative while saying very little.
Professional-level analysis of ideas nobody asked to have analyzed.
Foundational training in procedural confidence and strategic technicalities.
Advanced expertise in explaining things with absolute certainty.
Entry-level resistance to unnecessary flexibility.
Scholarly mastery of thinking extensively while accomplishing remarkably little.
The Crow Knows where the good stuff is.
Some things around here take more than seven seconds. We realize this is asking a lot.
Crow University investigators reopened the long-dormant St. Louis Wolves case after recovered materials revealed roster irregularities, altered payroll records, and unresolved questions surrounding Lou Costello.
For more than eighty years the public asked: Who’s on first?
Crow University investigators are asking: Who took the money?
Start the Investigation →Investigations, studies, observations, institutional nonsense, behavioral analysis, and things that took considerably longer to create than anyone reasonably expected.
Some of it is funny. Some of it makes a point. Some of it somehow manages to do both.
Browse Working Papers →You only think you know how this ends.
A CrowU field study in organization, coordination, independent actors, misplaced confidence, and the ancient managerial art of getting everybody to move in roughly the same direction.
Enter the Study →We’re here to tell you: you don’t know Jack.
Crow University researchers have documented a family history of unusual scholarly importance. Names were found. Relationships were established. Questions were probably raised.
Find Out Why →About Crow University
Crow University was founded on a simple belief: if traditional universities can hand out degrees for outrageous tuition, we can let you create better-looking ones for absolutely nothing.
Our mission is to provide high-quality, extremely serious-looking ceremonial certificates to people who fully understand that none of this is serious.
At Crow University, you’ll enjoy:
Whether you want a doctorate in something absurd or simply want to annoy your friends and family with a new title, Crow University is here to help.
The paperwork is fake, the credentials are questionable, but the laughter is absolutely real.
At Crow University, we don’t use the word fake. We prefer fun.
Our programs are joyfully unofficial and spiritually accredited by entities of tremendous prestige, including the world-renowned I.A.F.U. , whose rigorous standards include such requirements as (1) existing, and (2) having a website.
Crow University:
where the diploma is fake,
but the pride is real.
We proudly accept transfer credits
from any real or fictional institution,
including Hogwarts,
Starfleet Academy,
and DeVry.
Genuine Fake Testimonials: Read a few →
For those who prefer their Crowology in cotton and ceramic, Crow University merchandise is available in our Merch Shop .
Regards,
Rev. Dr. D. Crow, PhD-C, Ph.D., D.D.
Degrees and titles acquired from the Internet
Same campus. Different kind of questionable.
Crow Seminary is located on the Crow University campus. It is CrowU’s kissing cousin: closely related, independently questionable, and very much its own institution.
Ordinations, absolution, titles, and the Doctor of Divinity (D.D.) are offered through Crow Seminary.
Novelty Certificate Disclaimer
These highly coveted certificates — and any degree titles — are for entertainment only. They are not intended for, nor may they be used in, any scheme, scam, shenanigan, hoodwink, bamboozle, or act of dishonesty. Use them entirely at your own risk. Nothing here is implied, unimplied, promised, guaranteed, warranted, certified, notarized, blessed, sanctified, or even mildly suggested. Crow University accepts no responsibility for any trouble, confusion, global destabilization, identity crises, or awkward family gatherings resulting from misuse.
Furthermore, no creatures—living, inanimate, or conceptually baffling—including puppies, kittens, crows, sloths (regardless of toe count), dolphins, garden gnomes, pandas, giraffes, gazelles, pelicans, or any being possessing (or notably lacking) feathers, fins, fur, or scales, were in any way harmed, annoyed, ordained, consulted, absolved, given existential dread, or emotionally impacted during the creation of this website or its documents.
The Crow Society is a community of individuals who possess a fondness for Crows, whether it be for the bird itself, a person named CROW, or a member of the Crow Tribal Nation. We extend a lifetime membership to The Crow Society to those who meet any of the aforementioned criteria.
Unfortunately, crows have been subject to negative stereotypes. Some individuals view them as malevolent birds or even as embodiments of evil, much like black cats. As scavengers, Crows have a strong association with death and are often regarded as pests, which has contributed to their unfavorable association with death and fear.
Despite this, Crows are known for their intelligence and boisterousness and have a long-standing history of being linked to the macabre.
Learn more or embrace your lifetime membership at TheCrowSociety.com .