Ordering from Crow University is intentionally simple. We do not have a sprawling registrar’s office, a bursar, or a dean of anything. We do, however, have a very small helpdesk and a lot of enthusiasm for ridiculous credentials.
Before You Order
Please make sure you:
- Have read and understood the Graduation Criteria.
- Recognize that all Crow University degrees are novelty certificates for entertainment and display only.
- Agree not to use your degree for employment, licensure, or any serious life decisions.
What You’ll Need
To process your request, we need the following information:
- The exact name to be printed on the certificate.
- The degree title you want from the Degrees page.
- Your certificate style choice: Gold or Green.
- How you want any initials or post-nominal letters to appear (for example, “Ph.D. in Crowology,” “D.Crow.”, etc.).
- Your preferred delivery email address for the finished certificate.
- Optional: a short note explaining why you are uniquely worthy of this questionable honor.
How to Place Your Order
All orders are handled through the Crow University helpdesk, quietly powered by GulfHost:
- Start a new ticket by emailing support@gulfhost.freshdesk.com .
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Use a subject line such as
Crow University Degree Orderso it doesn’t get mistaken for a cry for technical help. - In the body of the email, include all information listed in the What You’ll Need section.
- If you have something very specific in mind (fonts, wording, an absurdly long title), feel free to include those details in the ticket.
- Submit the email and wait for a reply confirming that your request has been received and is in the queue.
Turnaround & Delivery
Crow University operates on a flexible academic calendar known as “when we can get to it.” In practical terms:
- Certificates are delivered electronically via the email address you provide.
- Your selected certificate style will be delivered as a single print-ready PDF attachment.
- Turnaround times may vary depending on how many other aspiring Crowologists are ahead of you.
- From time to time, we may pause or limit new requests during experiments, upgrades, or bouts of excessive creativity.
Fees & Payment
Crow University degrees are digital entertainment-only documents produced through GulfHost’s online publishing system. The following pricing applies:
Every Crow University degree includes one digital certificate PDF in the style you choose (Gold or Green), along with a matching Crow University Transcript PDF.
Total Price: $15 for the complete digital package.
Orders are invoiced through GulfHost as a “Digital Document Service,” keeping everything neatly under the hosting and administration umbrella.
No subscriptions. No surprise fees. No student loans.
Accreditation Note
All degrees are issued through our online document publisher and are accredited by the I.A.F.U.. This accreditation is recognized by exactly the number of institutions you would expect.
Crow Seminary is housed on the Crow University campus and serves as our ceremonial seminary.
Ordinations, absolution, titles, and the Doctor of Divinity (D.D.) are offered through Crow Seminary.
Novelty Certificate Disclaimer
These highly coveted certificates — and any degree titles — are for entertainment only. They are not intended for, nor may they be used in, any scheme, scam, shenanigan, hoodwink, bamboozle, or act of dishonesty. Use them entirely at your own risk. Nothing here is implied, unimplied, promised, guaranteed, warranted, certified, notarized, blessed, sanctified, or even mildly suggested. Crow University accepts no responsibility for any trouble, confusion, global destabilization, identity crises, or awkward family gatherings resulting from misuse.
Furthermore, no creatures—living, inanimate, or conceptually baffling—including puppies, kittens, crows, sloths (regardless of toe count), dolphins, garden gnomes, pandas, giraffes, gazelles, pelicans, or any being possessing (or notably lacking) feathers, fins, fur, or scales, were in any way harmed, annoyed, ordained, consulted, absolved, given existential dread, or emotionally impacted during the creation of this website or its documents.
