Crow University offers bachelor’s, master’s, and doctoral degrees for those who appreciate a clean certificate, a good story, and a few extra letters when the moment calls for it. All credentials are issued through our online document publisher and are accredited by the I.A.F.U..
Bachelor’s Degrees
Ideal for adding one sharp line of academic décor wherever text will allow it.
- Bachelor of Crowology (B.C.) – Core studies in crows, crow-adjacent nonsense, and general life tomfoolery.
- Bachelor of Marine Biology & Aquacrowology (B.MBA) – The Study of Fishies and Other Wet Creatures.
- Bachelor of Natural Selection (B.N.S.) – The Study of Nature’s way of thinning the herd.
- Bachelor of Applied Shenanigans (B.A.S.) – Everyday mischief, workplace sarcasm, and advanced eyebrow work.
- Bachelor of Internet Theology (B.I.T.) – For those whose doctrinal development has been guided primarily by memes and comment sections.
Master’s Degrees
For the graduate who feels that one line after their name simply isn’t enough.
- Master of Advanced Crowology (M.C.) – High-level Crowology, cross-cultural crow lore, and semi-scientific bird opinions.
- Master of Outrage Management (M.O.M.) – Specialization in surviving group chats, social media storms, and extended family threads.
- Master of Theological Improvisation (M.Th.I.) – Construct sermons, doctrines, and personal revelations on demand with a straight face.
Doctoral Degrees
Because sometimes the only thing better than being right is being right with extra letters.
- Doctor of Crowology (PhD-C) – Peak Crowology recognition. Suitable for framing and dramatic pointing.
- Doctor of Divinity (D.D.) – This ceremonial degree is now offered through Crow Seminary. Learn more and order at CrowSeminary.org.
- Doctor of Internet Opinions (D.I.O.) – Honors a distinguished career of arguing with strangers online.
Certificate Options
Choose your preferred Crow University certificate style:
Gold Certificate
Green Certificate
Fees & Payment
Every Crow University degree includes one digital PDF file in the certificate style you choose (Gold or Green), along with a matching Crow University Transcript PDF.
Total Price: $15 for the complete digital package.
All invoices are issued by GulfHost as a “Digital Document Service,” keeping everything neatly under the hosting and administration umbrella.
No subscriptions. No surprise charges. No student loans.
How Degrees Are Awarded
All degrees follow the Graduation Criteria outlined on the Graduation Criteria page. There are no classes, no exams, and no homework. Meeting the Criteria generally involves (1) existing, (2) asking, and (3) not turning this into anything remotely official.
Novelty Certificate Disclaimer
These highly coveted certificates — and any degree titles — are for entertainment only. They are not intended for, nor may they be used in, any scheme, scam, shenanigan, hoodwink, bamboozle, or act of dishonesty. Use them entirely at your own risk. Nothing here is implied, unimplied, promised, guaranteed, warranted, certified, notarized, blessed, sanctified, or even mildly suggested. Crow University accepts no responsibility for any trouble, confusion, global destabilization, identity crises, or awkward family gatherings resulting from misuse.
Furthermore, no creatures—living, inanimate, or conceptually baffling—including puppies, kittens, crows, sloths (regardless of toe count), dolphins, garden gnomes, pandas, giraffes, gazelles, pelicans, or any being possessing (or notably lacking) feathers, fins, fur, or scales, were in any way harmed, annoyed, ordained, consulted, absolved, given existential dread, or emotionally impacted during the creation of this website or its documents.
