The Bachelor of Systemic Bluffology (B.S.) equips graduates with formal training in identifying, classifying, and calmly calling nonsense across political, corporate, academic, and domestic environments. Bluffology does not discriminate. It simply observes.
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Program Overview
In an era of amplified certainty and atmospheric narrative fog, the B.S. degree provides structured methods for spotting bluff structures regardless of origin, ideology, or confidence level.
- Applied Bluff Recognition – Identifying classic bluff patterns in the wild.
- Narrative Fog Analysis – Measuring language volume versus informational weight.
- Gaslight Recognition Lab – Distinguishing disagreement from deliberate reality remodeling.
- Spin Mechanics – Detecting pivots, hedges, and applause-line engineering.
- Calm Deployment – Calling B.S. without becoming B.S.
Concentrations
Choose one concentration, or claim all of them. Crow University respects both traditions.
- Semantic Subterfuge – Strategic redefinition of words to reshape narratives without altering facts.
- Statistical Slanting – Transforming minor trends into existential crises using persuasive graph design, denominator minimization, and selective chart zoom.
- Strategic Sidestepping – Advanced responsibility diffusion and calibrated deflection methodology for high-accountability environments.
- Superficial Solidarity – Performative alignment through symbolic gestures, hashtags, and temporary digital advocacy.
- Speculative Sophistry – Construction of elaborate reasoning frameworks in defense of unstable premises, delivered with serene confidence.
Core Courses
- BLF 101 – Foundational Bluff Patterns – Historical overview of institutional exaggeration and rhetorical inflation.
- BLF 204 – Advanced Spin Mechanics – Dissecting pivot strategies and narrative containment techniques.
- BLF 310 – Fog Density & Visibility Studies – Quantitative assessment of clarity loss over time.
- BLF 401 – Applied Public B.S. Deployment – Professional techniques for calmly calling nonsense without raising your blood pressure.
Capstone Requirement
Students must identify five live bluff specimens in their natural habitat (media, workplace, family gatherings, online discourse) and submit a written deconstruction. Screenshots are acceptable. Interpretive dance is not.
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This degree is honorary, ceremonial, and satirical in nature. It carries no academic, professional, or legal standing. Any resemblance to real nonsense, living or dead, is purely coincidental – and statistically inevitable.
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